Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Monday, February 08, 2010

What a DAMN GOOD friend....

Hello.....
Today....
went to Queentown library.....
with 1/6....
then.....
they are like SHIT lor....
so Damn Damn Damn nosy....
then....
the teacher thought is us lor.....
like real it is .....
STUPID 1/6.....
except for some ppl la....
Example.....
Amanda from that class....
NEW FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO

okok.....
then....
today .....asked Carin Puk to wait for me....
then....
she waited Damn long le....
so....
she went home first....
but.....
sadly.....
she needed to meet her mother at a restaurent.....
so....
i met her there.....
and....
her mother....
TREAR ME LEH!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LUV YA......

okok.....
today....
got common test....
so SHIT la....
studied the wrong topic leh.....
so ....
maybe will fail....
dunno leh.....
IDIOT!!!!
oko....
nevermind....small prob.....
Today....
saw .....
the.....
HALF BLONDE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LUV YA!!!!!!!!!!
okok....
yesterday....
my friend come my house....
he is .....
20 years old....
then.....
he .....
DAMN DAMN DAMN.............
TALL!!!!
his height is.....
187.......
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so tall lor....
tall 'y' number 1 leh....
almost reach my house fan leh....
then....
he brought Ferro rocho....
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LUY IT!!!!!!!!!!

so nice....
my fav Chocalate!!!!!!!!!!
My last time the old old teacher luv that Chocolate too!!!!!!!!
Honestly....
She influenced me to liking that....
she always give me that to eat!!!!!!
MISS U LAO SHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she very long no teach leh......
since i .....P4......
until P4 .....she taught me from p2 to p4 leh!!!!!!
so .....
missed her lots....
she is....
MRS K S NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
long time no see leh....
call u tomorro or so k????
ok....
here is a conversation bout Super Junior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(kangin...Ryeowook.....Donghae)
here it goes :
Donghae: Ah… Ryeowook said he was going to marry me..



Kangin: Really?


Ryeowook: Yeah, I want to marry Donghae.


Kangin: Why?


Donghae: No, there was a question.. If Ryeowook was a girl which one of the members would he marry, and he said me.


Kangin: Why?


Donghae: ..Why?


Ryeowook: Do I have to reveal it here?


Donghae: Reveal it.


Kangin: Say it.


Ryeowook: I really like you, Donghae sshi.


Donghae: Ah, why… no, I mean, why do you like me!


Ryeowook: Why are you like this?


Donghae: No.. it’s just weird.


Ryeowook: Hyung, you don’t like me?


Donghae: No, I like you but.. if I don’t say it it’ll be all weird.


Ryeowook: What’s weird?


Donghae: For the people who are listening…


Ryeowook:


I just like you, all the words that you say.. (Hae laughing like an


insano in the background) the way you read some things wrong.. the way


you smile like this..


Kangin: For real? Really? You have to say it right.


Ryeowook: I like it.


Kangin: You would even marry him?


Donghae: I can’t do it.


Kangin: Ryeowook, Donghae said he can’t do it..


Ryeowook: The problem is that I’m not a girl..


Kangin: In some countries they allow gay marriage..


Ryeowook: No, why are you being like this?!?!


Kangin: If both of you have the heart to get married, I can help you~


Ryeowook: No, I don’t want to!


Kangin: Okay………. Ryeowook is being weird… you… don’t come into my room anymore.


Donghae: Ryeowook… slept in my room.


Ryeowook: Why are you like this~~~?


Donghae: He just brought his computer, and he could’ve just done it in his room


but he came into my room and sat in my chair and used the computer. So


I was like ‘uh.. aren’t you going to sleep?’ and he was like ‘Hyung,


I’m going to sleep here.’ So I was like ‘Here?! But you have your own


bed in your own room.’


Ryeowook: But there was like no one there!


Donghae/Kangin: Where?


Ryeowook: There was no one in the room~ Everyone else went home~ So……….. we slept together~~


(All laughing like crazy)


Kangin: Okay, no more no more no more!


LOL....
isint that so Funny.....
okok....
another stuff....
here it goes :
Korea’s Top 50 Best Voices – Male (Top 25)
01. Kim Junsu (TVXQ)


02. Kim Jae Joong (TVXQ)


03. Se7en


04. Kim Ryeowook (Super Junior)


05. Andy Lee


06. Kim Hyun Joong (SS501)


07. Jung Ji Hoon/Rain


08. Lee Min Woo


09. Park Yoo Chun (TVXQ)


10. Kang Ta


11. Cho Kyu Hyun (Super Junior)


12. Lee Hong Ki (F.T. Island)


13. Jun Jin


14. Shim Changmin (TVXQ)


15. Kim Jong Kook


16. Kim Ye Sung (Super Junior)


17. Shin Hye Sung


18. Son Ho Young


19. Kang Daesung (Big Bang)


20. Oh Jung Hyuk


21. Lee Seung Gi


22. Kim Jong Hyun (SHINee)


23. Tae Yang (Big Bang)


24. Ryan (PARAN)


25. Lee Dong Hae (Super Junior)


okok....
that the rank....
JONGHYUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO



the only one in SHINee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD JOB MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH>.<
LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!
okok....



Sunday, January 31, 2010

By Leetuek and Eunhyuk...Jokes

Eunhyuk Has Only 300 Won with Him
Leeteuk: Eunhyuk, in your wallet, aside from money, what other things do you put inside?Eunhyuk: 300 Won. Leeteuk: Really? Wow, you’re crazy. Eunhyuk: Hehe, I don’t have that much money. I only brought some cash for emergencies, cards, my identity card…… nothing else. Ah, as well as discount cards and coupons. Leeteuk: Ah, you still bring cash with you. In my wallet, there isn’t any money. There was once, me and my manager went on the expressway, we had to pay the toll and I only had 500 won, I asked how much it cost and he said 800 won. I said I only had 500 won, and asked if he could give me a discount. That man thought I was crazy, I said I didn’t have money with me, what should I do. The manager beside me also didn’t have any money. In the end he left his bank account number, and we agreed to use Internet Banking to make the payment. Eunhyuk: Just because of a mere 800 won…… I think the people passing by would even lend it to you (800 won is equal to less than 1 USD.
Leeteuk: The person is a civil servant.
Eunteuk’s ranking of the people around them
Eunhyuk: Leeteuk, in your handphone, who is number 1 on your speed dial.
Leeteuk: It’s empty. Because I feel that by arranging the people around you as number 1, number 2, when you interact with them, it’s as if there is also a sequence, so I do not arrange them on purpose.
Eunhyuk: So I purposely have a sequence when interacting with others
Leeteuk: Really? Then who’s number 1 (on your speed dial)?
Eunhyuk: My father
Leeteuk: Number 2?
Eunhyuk: My mother, my mother might be upset when she hears this, but a person’s habit is to address their father before their mother.
Leeteuk: Number 3
Eunhyuk: My sister
Leeteuk: Number 4
Eunhyuk: Number 4, at the moment…… there isn’t anyone
Leeteuk: Which beautiful girl are you planning to put there?
Eunhyuk: What. Originally, it was my home’s number, but now the phone line at home has been cancelled, so it’s blank. Number 5 is Leeteuk.
Leeteuk: Really? Ahahahaha.
Eunhyuk: From number 5 to the last one, would be our members, the sequence is according to the age
Leeteuk: Oh, so it’s not a good sequence.
Leeteuk’s Fingernail is Broken
Eunhyuk: Just now, listening to the song “Broken Fingernail*” I suddenly thought of last week, one of the days Leeteuk was at the university recording a program, I was at home with nothing to do and listening to this song on my MP3. After that, at night I went to the KTR broadcasting studio, and Leeteuk’s fingernail was accidentally broken, it broke while recording the program…… Tell us about the situation
Leeteuk: Half of my fingernail split and broke.
Eunhyuk: When I came I saw him sticking a band-aid on
Leeteuk: So when I saw him, I said “Eunhyuk ah, hyung’s fingernail is broken, today, let’s play the song “Broken Fingernail”.
Eunhyuk: I got a shock, “Hyung, I also listened to this song during the day”
Leeteuk: It’s because you listened to this song, which is why I became in this state
Eunhyuk: I was feeling guilty. It’s okay now, right?
Leeteuk: Yeah, it’s much better. It’s not very serious, it only spilt a little.
Boasting King – Leeteuk
Leeteuk: We just sent off our guests, f(x), I said that when I had the time, I’d treat them to a meal. Our production crew outside was very anxious…..
Eunhyuk: You always say that you want to treat someone to a meal, but you have never given them a treat once. Always bragging “What do you want to eat? What do you like? Just say, when I have the time, I’ll treat you to a meal, and chat at the same time”, blindly saying this, but never having any actual action.
Leeteuk: I’m too busy
Eunhyuk: Busy, what are you busy with. During breaks, you can only sleep.
Leeteuk: That is called replenishing your energy.
Eunhyuk: Then you should stop bragging all day
Leeteuk: Then decide on a day, I’ll treat everyone to a meal. You decide on a time.
Eunhyuk: The time has been decided long ago, it’s just that you never treat (us).
Leeteuk: Just decide, I will really treat (you). Yesterday, Donghae told me his car was out of fuel, and he went out to refill more fuel. He called me to go over saying “Hyung, really sorry, I didn’t bring my wallet……”
Eunhyuk: Donghae, when he goes out he never brings his wallet, he is more unreasonable than me.
Leeteuk: I went to find him, I was late by 20 minutes. The person who went out to refill more fuel actually said he didn’t bring his wallet.
Eunhyuk: If you are going out with Donghae, you have to verify beforehand “Have you brought your wallet?”. He always answers saying he didn’t bring it, and even watches your reaction.
Sincerely wishing Eunteuk would find a girlfriend soon
Leeteuk: Eunhyuk! Recently, I’ve finally thought clearly why I always cannot get into a relationship. I really thought for very long, it’s because I’m afraid of getting hurt.
Eunhyuk: Afraid of breaking up? Afraid that in future, both of you cannot get along and break up?
Leeteuk: And when I like a person, I will commit wholeheartedly, I’m afraid it’ll be very tiring.
Eunhyuk: Me too. Once I commit, I also do it wholeheartedly. So each time I have a girlfriend, I don’t think about breaking up in the future.
Leeteuk: But I still wish I had a girlfriend…
Eunhyuk: It’s already autumn, and you’re still like this.
Leeteuk: Actually, no matter what, we are idols, and if we were to reveal that we have a girlfriend, the fans would explode “Oppa, how can you be like this, how can you not want us any longer”. But now it’s really too depressing and too lonely, even on cyworld and other places, many people want me to find a nice person soon.
Eunhyuk: Seems like all our fans have become mature.
Leeteuk: Their original words are like this “Oppa, why are you living like this? Is this even human?”
Eunhyuk: We are men too……
Leeteuk: For me, it’s okay. My date with the fans every day in Sukira is my life’s greatest pleasure.
Eunhyuk: Saying these, doesn’t it make me a bad person……
Donghae is Evil
Leeteuk: The other day, I turned off the light in the room, and I was organizing my clothes. For a moment, I was not careful and my kneecap hit the wooden surface beside my bed. Donghae, who was there sleeping, heard me knock into the bed and laughed really happily.
Eunhyuk: In the past, when I was in school, if I was to turn around and borrow something from my classmate, my elbow would accidentally hit the side of the chair, and it would feel numb, just like being electrocuted. I hate this the most. Even after graduating from school for so many years, I still have not forgotten that kind of feeling.
Leeteuk: Yeah, the feeling of your whole body being weak.Members’ first individual vacations since debut
Eunhyuk: For the first time since Super Junior’s debut, this is really the first time we have been awarded a vacation.
Leeteuk: An individual one.
Eunhyuk: Yeah. The members’ schedules are all different, so everyone has an individual holiday. My holiday is from 9 September to 13 September, 5 days and 4 nights. So I decided to go on a vacation on my own. Ahahahahaha.
Leeteuk: Where are you planning to go? Can you say it out?
Eunhyuk: I’m going to….. France. Once I received the vacation, I felt that I definitely had to use it well, I really wanted to feel what an individual vacation was like. So I decided to go to this place that I am totally unfamiliar with.
Leeteuk: You can speak French?
Eunhyuk: It is getting closer and closer to my departure date, I suddenly feel very scared and very nervous. The people around me are also worried for me.
Leeteuk: Why did you choose France?
Eunhyuk: Because I wanted… because I wanted to experience the European culture, and at the same time, go shopping.
Leeteuk: Aiish…… You’re beautiful to death.
Eunhyuk: I hope I will not become an International Missing Person.
Leeteuk: I don’t have a vacation…..
Eunhyuk: There’ll be one in future.
Leeteuk: There won’t be one in future. I’m okay with not having one, being like this is quite alright.
Eunhyuk: When I go there, I will definitely take more pictures, and tell everyone some interesting stories.
Super Junior will never separate
Leeteuk: If I were to perform magic, and could fulfill one of your wishes, what would you wish for?
Eunhyuk: Super Junior will never separate.
Leeteuk: … Always? Forever?
Eunhyuk: Yeah. I’m very charming, right?
Leeteuk: What, charming? Are you saying the truth? What happens when we are old?
Eunhyuk: But I still wish that Super Junior will always be the best.
Leeteuk: I don’t feel this way, life will definitely reach a stage……
Eunhyuk: Now, it’s also the best moment, I just wish we can forever remain as it is right now. And I hope I can continue hosting KTR, forever, this is really sincere.
Leeteuk: In this lifetime, there will be nobody chasing you away forever, are you always going to host on your own?
Eunhyuk: Yeah.
Leeteuk: You don’t want me?
Eunhyuk: No, no, you have to be here, we have to host together.Leeteuk, what is your wish?
Leeteuk: I don’t have a wish, I just hope my faith will never change.
Eunhyuk: What is that faith of yours called.
Leeteuk: Ah, I’ve thought of it. When I’m old, I want to be able to hold my partner’s hand and stroll together.
Eunhyuk: Yeah, that’s quite blessed.
Leeteuk: And to be able to close my eyes and leave on the same day as her…… but this can’t do, she has to die before me, after she’s dead, I want to decorate her grave for her, ahahaha.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Yo ppl!!!!!!!!

Hi~
its quite a excellent day!!!!
but....
bcoz....me forgot bring IH(humanity)file.....
then....
teacher was like...."tomorro u better bring or else next time no points"
so i was like...."no problem!!!!!!"
Ms Chan is kind la .....she wont scold one la.....
so nevermind.....
Today got Chinese....Maths and LAP homework....
Chinese must write 50 words for each question leh....
is my teacher siao liao or what????!!!!!!
She's a china ppl......so mayb she thought we Singaporean damn pro lor......
there's two question some more.....
then....
must give your life experience....which its like my weakest in chinese.....
writting life experience....which i dun have lor.....
but !!!!!!
since my chinese the pro(est)
then .....do lor.....
just now i tried one question....
and...
it was FINE!!!!!!!!!!
WHOO!!!!!!!!
I can do it leh.....
not bad rite.....
i bet some ppl cant !!!!!!!!!
HAHA!!!!!!!!!
JKJK.....
haven do it yet.....draft onli ......haha.....
anw....
Maths is a piece of worksheet.....coolzzz....
coz...
its an easy one....
just that the questions behind....somehow on the second page....
i dunno how to do leh....
they ask me draw number line....
but....
they never give me space.....how to draw????!!!!!!!
nevermind....
then....
LAP.....must research some stuff....
and....
thats so ...i dun like it lor.....
anw....
LAP must choose a grp and do the project together leh....
then its graded somemore....
then....
Michelle Low Jia Tong go ask me to join her....
so....
i was like....can i don..????
she was like .....NO!!!!!!!!
so i say ......ok lor....
then....
ask her if Melissa Tan can join....Lshe say no .....
then....
i begged her ....
then .....
she say Yes............
so i was like YEAH!!!!!!!!!
i think that she say Melissa cannot cos she dun like her.....
she say Melissa very quite....
MELISSA TAN ......TALK MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Later she say i in my 4D world again .....
haha.....
ok....
another reason Michelle chose me instead of Rachel lim and Hengrae is......

I live a few Blocks away from her.....
so .....
our project must do powerpoint mah.....
then nid to do as a grp....
so Melissa grandma house at Boon keng.....
so Michelle think like tat very convenice .....(dunno how to spell)
so she chose me lor.....
IDIOT U !!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok.....
there's some jokes today....
not bout me ...not bout u .....its bout.....
SUPER JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOO!!!!!!!!!!
and some news bout them too ....
here they are :
Men who have no face in front of women
Eunhyuk: Leeteuk, when was it, that you felt you were very short and small?
Leeteuk: The year when we were having Happy (SJ-H) activities, we went to a volley ball court once, and as Super Junior’s leader, I walked in full of confidence. Once I saw the handsome male volley ball players, I couldn’t lift my head. 193…… 198……
Eunhyuk: You looked like a dwarf.
Leeteuk: The Im Yong Han team members? Who are they, all of them look so handsome, and they are so tall, looking at them, I’m really envious. I’m wearing shoe lifts, and I still need to lift my head to look at them, it’s like with someone 3 meters tall
Eunhyuk: Really envious……
Leeteuk: Have you had moments like this?
Eunhyuk: It was also during the Super Junior activities period, we went to two Super Model Selection Finals.
Leeteuk: Miss Korea beauty contest, we’ve been to both of them.
Eunhyuk: At that time, when we were escorting them onstage, it really embarrassed me…… Guys should be a lot taller than girls, but……
Leeteuk: We should be at least 15cm taller
Eunhyuk: But we’re too short, we really don’t have any face
Leeteuk: They are all 176 tall, and add on heels of 15cm
Eunhyuk: Even if the stylists put in their best efforts to find us the highest shoes, it’s also useless
Leeteuk: Next time, if we go there again, we can pile our hair vertically upwards
Eunhyuk: Or we can just sit there, and not escort them on stage
Siwon beat up Leeteuk

Leeteuk: Eunhyuk, have you been hit on the nose by someone before?
Eunhyuk: I’ve been hit before, but it has never been broken
Leeteuk: Previously, I was hit by Siwon, and my cartilage broke
Eunhyuk: Yeah, that time when we were having dance practice, he suddenly used too much force……
Leeteuk: That huge hand of his……
Eunhyuk: His arm is so long, you were at the back and suddenly gave a loud scream, and after that you went to the hospital
Leeteuk: It hurt until my butt fell on the floor, and they were still saying I was joking “What happened to you? Ah, you’re groaning without any pain again”
Eunhyuk: All of us thought that you’re too talented in gag, while practicing the dance, there still was a lively atmosphere(thats the consequences of being too funny.....a comedian)
Leeteuk: That day, when I went home, my face was all red and swollen, the second day, when I went to the hospital, the doctor said my cartilage was broken……
Girls who fought because of Eunhyuk

Eunhyuk: When I was young, there was an incident where the girls fought because of me
Leetuek:You’re too good, when would there be something like this?
Eunhyuk: Really, when I was in Primary 6, some girl from my class, and another girl from the next class started fighting in between classes……
Leeteuk: (yawns)
Eunhyuk: Don’t sleep, listen to me. The two of them were the stronger girls in school, and pulling at each other’s throats, they yelled “Hey, you’re not allowed to date Hyukjae!”
Leeteuk: What is this?
Eunhyuk: I’m not lying to you at all, in the area, there were many people watching
Leeteuk: Really childish.
Eunhyuk is Stingy

Leeteuk: Eunhyuk, you’re so petty, when returning you money, you’re quite clear of it
Eunhyuk: Of course, I’ve always been like this
Leeteuk: A long time ago, I lent you money, I myself forgot about it, and one day, I suddenly remembered and asked you, and you actually still remembered.
Eunhyuk: I’m very clear about money related matters. Although I’m quite petty, even when I’m with my best friend Junsu, I calculate the debts very clearly
Leeteuk: You return them quite late
Eunhyuk: true.
Leeteuk: In the past they used to say that when friends went to eat hamburgers, regardless of you and me, one person would pay the bill. But that time I went with Junsu and Eunhyuk, the two of them, each brought their own food……
Eunhyuk: of course.
Leeteuk: I said “why did both of you just buy your own food”,“Hyung, we’re eating on our own”
Eunhyuk: We have never felt that it should be like that, it has always been each person paying their own bills
Leeteuk: Then when you finished eating, you still let me buy (food) for both of you?
Eunhyuk: That is because you’re the eldest
Leeteuk: On account of our old relationship, I want to let them treat me to a meal
Eunhyuk: Ah? Oh, when we have the time.
Yesung needed the Toilet urgently

Leeteuk: Previously, we held a fansign event in Myeongdong. On the way there, Yesung told me “Hyung…… I’m dying……”“What happened, Yesung?”“Hyung…… I really cannot control it……”So he dashed into the noisy crowd of people at Myeongdong……
Eunhyuk: It gave our manager a shock“ Yesung ah, just wait a little, we’re reaching soon, reaching soon……”“Hyung, I really can’t take it……”
Leeteuk: After that, he came back again, I asked him what happened, he painfully said “There’s too many people……”
Eunhyuk: However, everyone who has heard this big secret, do not go to his CY to talk about it. When I get back to the dormitory, he’s going to come running and ask me “You talked me again? Why do you always have to talk about me? “






HAHA.....Funny rite....i mean some of them ....
thats......KISS THE RADIO>.<
Hosted by Leetuek and Eunhyuk ....
thats all for jokes.....



Here's a news bout SUPER SHOW II

On the 6th and 7th of March, Korea group Super Junior will be holding their last 2nd Asia Tour concert in Shanghai* .HanGeng, who was not present in last week’s concert in Beijing due to contract issues, it waits to be seen if HanGeng will be present to bid his fans goodbye.
What we know from the organizers is that while they have gotten all of the remaining SJ members to participate in the concert, they have also remain in contact with SM, and hope that HanGeng would put aside the contract issues and join in this concert. However, the organizer said that although it would be highly impossible that it would happen, in the opening sales alone, the tickets have been70% sold, surpassing their expectations.
The contract issues brought many problems to Super Junior, but it didn’t stop them from achieving recognition for their hard work. At the second half of last year, created a craze in both Korea as well as Asia, and in September, with the release of the mini-album in Taiwan, which topped charts, SJ can be said to be very popular in China too.
Last year, on the 18 of October, SJ performed at Shanghai Sport hall, and although the prices of the tickets went up to as high as 3600yuan, fans were still equally enthusiastic. 2 months later, SJ went to Nanjing for another concert, and like before, the whole place was placed, causing organizers to add in last minute tickets for standing only. In order to thank their fans for their support, SJ decided to hold their last concert in Shanghai* , and will also double the concert time.
Last week concert at Beijing, other than HanGeng not being present due to contract issues, two other members, KangIn and KiBum were not around too, due to a hiatus and acting commitment respectively, causing SJ to hold their first concert with only 10 members. Fans at the venue, however, were chanting “HanGeng, KiBum, KangIn,” the names of the 3 members who were not present. Being the last stop, organizers express that like the fans, they do want to see SJ perform as a complete group. However, HanGeng decision is still rather firm, so the chances of it happening may be near to impossible. The organizers also said that they have also personally contacted HanGeng, and hope that he would be able to turn up for this concert, giving all those present a pleasant surprise.
HanGeng’s contract issues also had some negative impact towards the 2nd Asia Tour. On the January 10 and 23 concert in Guangzhou and Shanghai respectively, many of HanGeng’s fans requested a refund for their ticket. The reporter asked if they are worried if such a situation would happen, and they responded that this concert has already sold up to 70% of the tickets, leaving only about 2000 tickets left, making it one of the fastest numbers of tickets sold. In addition, most of the concert-goers would definitely be those who already saw the Nanjing concert, and are just back to watch it again. Therefore, the time, which was allocated by both the fans and organizers, is such that the 6th March concert will be held in the evening, while the 7th March concert at 3:30pm, for convenient sake, so that when the concert is over, fans can then catch a plane or a train ride home....


news quite sad.... :(
HANGENG PLS ME ACTIVE AGAIN>.<
thats all for news.....
ok thats all for today .....
mayb post again later .....
BYE!!!!!!!!!!



Monday, January 25, 2010

It was a pleasure...

YO YO YO!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Friday...i was like arranged to sit with Melissa....ya....think i told u before....
she is quite amazing....in a way....
but....
feels weird....with a extra person....sitting next to me....
anyway....
today .....
manager Oh....told me a joke bout the $2 note....
quite funny la.....
then .....
told me bout the sorry sorry thing.....
hey!!!!!!!!!!!
i might not be going for the ShiNee thing....
but!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
maybe the FT Island thing leh......
i dunno leh....
wanna ask mother if i can go......
Maybe got chance for ShiNee....cos its the....
SAME.....
spelling as my chinese name.....
HaHa.....LOL
dunno leh...
cos....
today....got common test leh.......
then...
i never study.....
then....might fail....might not.....
cos...
its .....
CHINESE.....
haha....
one of my damn good subject....
so maybe will just pass....
thats like...
not bad liao....
now watching 100% entertainment....
quite funny though....
talking bout da zui ba now.....
time now is 5.48PM.....
the Singapore time.....
Korea time is 6.48...
Music Bank gonna start at 6.05pm....
oh........
its been a bored day....
let me .....
the person that 'so called' graduate from boom academy(dunno how to spell)....tell u joke....
ok....
the first is a lame joke...
What do i wanna be when i grow up.....
Ans: A lady....
haha....lame rite....
okok..
u might not find it funny .....
anyway i LUV to laugh at LAME jokes....somehow la.....
ok....
its like that....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.""Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
okok.....
another one.....
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.”The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”
On the third day
the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.The bartender said, “What the hell? Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
“Yes, my wife…”....

it is so funny rite.....
took it from a website.....
no jokes for u ppl now....
OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carin Puk asked me if i wanna ......
go back to....
SMPS.....
on feb 22nd.....
cos....
its the teacher's outing day ......somethin like that.....
so i was like.....er..............
ya.....
ok......
anyway .....talking bout friends now k......
many ppl are shortlisted as my good friends.....best friends....only 2 ......
u know who u r ......so ya......
good friends.....
happy Guessing.....
haha.......
ok actually best friends is three la.....
forget to count one.....
oh!! oh!! oh!!
Ppl asked me if i want to go back smps....
on.....
Feb 15 leh......
then i was like....ok....
cos its like the NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna get HongBao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JKJK.......
haha......
anyway.....
no homework today.....
YEAH .....
cool rite....
wanna have a gathering for 6 Joyians 09.......
where????
i dunno.....
just have a felling wanna have a meeting.....
maybe March....
but....
maybe cant....so sad lor.....
i prefer SUPER JUNIOR AND HANGENG TO 6 JOYIANS 09....
haha....my friends.....so sorry lor....
sorry sorry sorry sorry.........
ok....
needa go bath leh.....
from 3 to now haven bath yet....
now is 6.10pm.....
OMG music bank started .....
okok....
needa realli go bathe .....a quick one....
later then i post ....
bye~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Saturday, January 02, 2010

school coming ....excited....

Hello....
let me tell u a joke ....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and I 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

u laughing now rite!!!!!

if u not laughing means u crazy.....

HAHA!!!
Now talking with yanshan!!!!!!!!!!!!
then she pretended to be a kidnapper....
lol!!!!
lames!!!!!!!
i say she lame....then she say i lame....
ok don wan post le ....bye bye